kipper track listings
Done Up Like A...
1. Straight Out Of Clapham
2. Oh Maud! (You Turn Me On)
3. Martin's Martens
4. Boff
5. Shanga Langa Ranga Dang
6. Bovver Boys And Dolly Birds
7. Down The Dogs
8. Dave, Bill, Frank And Me
9. We'll Meat Again (And I'll Punch Yer 'Ead In)
second pressing added 'Do The Clapham' as the opening track
Castle CD 1987 - same as 2nd l.p. pressing
2003 remaster - original album, plus 'Do The Clapham', 'Kipper Jam' (single b-side), and live versions of 'Do The Clapham', 'Boff', 'Shanga Langa Ranga Dang', and 'Z-Cars Theme'
Jack The Kipper
1. Workhouse Lock In
2. Dr. Rock
3. Down The Wharf
4. See My Finger, See My Fumb, See My Fist (Now You'll Get Some)
5. I See The Kipper Has Struck Again, Guvnor (vocal)
6. Gorilla Suite
7. Back In Clapham
8. Watchoo Lookin' At?
9. The Fog Descendeth (vocal)
10. Marshmallow Mix Up
11. 'Ere, Get Your Hand Off
12. Kipper
Rhino CD 2001 - bonus tracks 'Sax And Violence', 'Sid's Kids' (b-sides of 'Kipper' single), 'Effing In Epping', 'Jazz Mag Blag' (previously unreleased instrumentals)
Bunch Of Fives e.p.
1. Fist And Shout
2. Punch Drunk
3. Taxi 4 Maxy
4. Barnet Fair
5. Tim'll Fix It
Kipper (a.k.a. 'The Scale album')
1. Sgt. Nutter's Local Tarts Club, Banned
2. Up The Clapham Junction
3. Savoy Scuffle
4. 'Ere Dahlin
5. Roadside Caff Rumble
6. I'm Gonna Batter You
7. Up On Kipper Creek
8. Yer Pants
9. Siberian Smack You
10. My New Bird's A Tiddly Wink
11. Give Wales Back To The Welsh
12. The Continuing Story Of Gorilla Suit Bill
13. Y-front Boogie
14. Belter Skelter
15. Everybody's Got Samfink To Hide Except Me And My Kipper
16. Happiness Is A Warm Pint
17. Evolution #69
Smoked - Live At Budokan
1. Kipper
2. Boots Up Mother Brown
3. Johnny Foreigner Suite
4. Down The Dogs
5. (Eric solo) - Smirk On The Water
6. (Blow solo) - Brassed Off
7. (Petal solo) - Great To Be Straight
8. Marshmallow Mix-Up
9. (Zombie solo) - Herman Melville
10. (Nutter solo) - Mass In F Minor
11. Do The Clapham
12. Land Of The Rising Fist
13. Colonel Bogey
Kipper Mask Replica
1. Business As Usual?
2. They Took My Childhood Away
3. Dungeons Of Despair
4. Rock'n'Roll Casualty
5. Patchouli Cadaver
6. Don't Cry For Me Argent's Cleaner
7. Fist Of Fate
8. Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player (Oh, And Singer)
9. The March Of Depravity
10. Shut Your Mush (Dahn Shepherd's Bush)
11. The Loneliest Megastar In The World
12. Another Kick In The Stalls (parts 1-7)
13. Farewell, Adieu, And Goodbye
All Kippers Are Bastards
1. Anarchee In Clapham
2. Police, Thieves, & Geezers
3. Dahn In Clapham Junction At Midnight
4. Lahndahn Pahnks
5. Bastards
6. Mr. Lea (Junk Punk)
7. Safety Pin
8. Patsy Rowlands
9. Bondage Bovver
10. Elephant's Trunk
11. Lock-Up Lock-In
12. Sheena Is A Cleaner
Hook Off! (released in the U.S.A. as 'The London Kipper')
1. Sling Yer Hook
2. Get Yer 'Air Cut Hippie
3. (I'm A) New Wave Nutter
4. White Van In Hammersmith High Street
5. Give Us A Fag (U.S. title 'Give Me A Cigarette')
6. Kipperus Nahfisticuffs
7. Maggie, Look At My (Opinion) Pole
8. Bow Bells Bust Up
9. D'You Wanna Slap?
10. New Boots And Waistcoats
The 'London Kipper' version of the album retitles track 5 as noted, and replaced 'Maggie, Look At My (Opinion) Pole' and 'Bow Bells Bust Up' with 'Star Spangled Kipper' and 'New York, New York, So Good I Punched You Twice'. All tracks appear on the 1994 budget-priced Pye CD reissue
Clapham Calling
1. Clapham Calling
2. Let's Fist Again
3. Borstal Bovver
4. Violence Is Golden
5. Old Kent Road
6. Clapham Junction Boogie
7. Nonces And Ponces
8. Breakfast Kipper
9. Common
10. Javelin Jive
11. Eric's Ruck
12. Zombie Attack
13. Blow Your Cover
14. Petal To The Mettle
15. Nutter
16. Clapham Kiss
17. Knuckle Under
18. The Fist Cut Is The Deepest
19. Noggo Payola
20. Keyboard Explosion
hidden bonus track: Chain In Brain
You Can't Kipper Good Band Down
1. Backhander
2. She Loves It Up The Old Kent Road
3. It's A Bleedin' (Statue Of) Liberty
4. Puffin
5. 'Ere Geezer
6. Nutter's Back In Town
7. Rusty Van Vibrations
8. God Save The Queen Mavver
9. Knuckles
10 . It's A Lot Less Bovver Wiv A Kipper
11. Backhander (reprisals)
(all tracks written by Normington, except 'Puffin' by Blow, and 'Knuckles', allegedly "a cover of a Kenny Rogers classic abaht a bare knuckle boxer wiv a stammer and wooden leg from 'Ackney Marshes" according to the album's sleevenotes)
Confessions (a.k.a. The Christian album)
1. Would You Adam And Eve It?
2. An Eye For An Eye
3. You're 'Avin A Noah's Ark!
4. Kipper Than Thou
5. Turn The Other Fist
6. Sodom & Gomorrah
7. Cross
8. 999 - The Number Of The Beast
On the original vinyl pressing, the 20-minute '999 - The Number Of The Beast' took up the whole of side 2
The 'Confessions' album was re-released on CD by Sanctuary in April 2004, with a newly-recorded track entitled 'The Passion Of The Fist' added at the end.
Phwoooooaaaar!
1. Transgression
2. Decadence
3. Do The Du - Do The Clapham
4. Fight
5. No Kippers For John Cleese
6. Granadazone
7. Shadders?
8. Hook
Slammin' The Famine
1. Eat Kipper
2. Starvation Nation
3. I'll Be Seein' Ya
4. Mud Hut Ruck
5. No Flies On Me
6. Eel Pie
7. Michael Berk
8. Bloated
9. Plates Of Meat
10. Do They Know It's Christmas?
Timmy: A Cock Opera
1. Confession Time
2. Visually, Vocally, & Aurally Challenged
3. When I'm Cleaning Windows
4. Ladder Lad
5. Timmy's Holiday Camp - Funfrall
6. My Fanny
7. The Gentle Touch
8. Percy Plant
9. Aussie Birds / Cockfosters
10. Mattress Mania
11. On The Fiddle
12. Pacman Wizard
13. Twelve Incher / The Contortionist
14. Ah, Sid's Queen
15. Leave It Aht / Grand Finale
16. Epi-log / Confessions Of A Stud Farmer
Unhooked - The ATV Reunion
1. Kipper
2. Jim, Stan, Mac And Me
3. Boots Up Mother Brown
4. Down The Dogs
5. Hey Ho The Fishermen Go
6. All China Plates Again
7. Cross
8. Patsy Rowlands (Nutter solo)
9. Hitz From Ver Blitz Medley (with Chas Hodges)
10. She Loves It Up The Old Kent Road (with Chas Hodges)
11. Borstal Bovver (Nutter solo)
12. Cake Of Fire/Gateaux (with The Peat Muppets)
13. We'll Meat Again (And I'll Kick Yer 'Ead In)
14. Do The Clapham
15. Kipper...Again
(recorded in Studio 4, the set of the Crossroads Go-Col garage..."kind of acoustically and unplugged". Track 5 is an old Bloater song, reworked by Kipper for the first time)
Fresh Kipper
1. Catch That Rat, Daddio - The Sax Maniacs (with Blow)
2. Sober As A Judge - The Inebriate Eight (with Eric)
3. Banging On A Box - Zombie
4. Christine Psycho-Keeler - Creeping Lord Crutch & The Catacomb Cats (with Eric)
5. 8-Line Poem (demo) - David Bowie (with Nutter)
6. Waiting For The Man - Nuttron (Nutter & Mick Ronson)
7. Stargayzer - Petal (bedroom demo)
8. Hey Nonny No - Bloater
9. Maypole Twirl - Bloater
10.Greensleeves - Bloater
11.Trawlerman's Lament - Bloater
12.Rehearsal room chat (from first Kipper session, 1974)
13. Rehearsal room brawl (from first Kipper session, 1974)
14. Radio One interview (Nutter and Petal talking to The Emperor Rosko)
15. Tiger Feet (from first Kipper session, 1974)
16. Dance With The Devil - Zombie (from first Kipper session, 1974)
17. Mouldy Old Dough (from first Kipper session, 1974)
18. Barry Blue's A Wanker (impromptu studio chant, 1974)
19. Straight Out Of Clapham
20. Bovver Boys And Dolly Birds
21. Oh Sha La La
22. Knock Yer Block Off
23. Do The Clapham (Noggo warehouse version)
24.Kipper (Noggo warehouse version)
25. Do The Clapham (demo)
26. Kipper (demo)
27. Do The Clapham (single)
28. Do The Clapham (Confessions Of A Pop Performer version)
29. Kipper (single)
30. Kipper (Confessions Of A Pop Performer version)
31. Do The Clapham (alternate take)
32. Kipper (alternate take)
33. Das Ist Meine Kipper (German language version)
34. Do The Clapham - unknown session musicians (from 'Top Of The Pops' l.p., 1975)
35. Kipper - unknown session musicians (from 'Top Of The Pops' l.p., 1976)
36. Do The Clapham (edit) - from 'Glam Explosion' l.p. (K-Tel 1975)
37. Kipper (edit) - from 'Punk Punk Punk!' l.p. (Pye 1977)
38. Do The Clap - The Climax Sisters
39. El Arenque ('U.K. Badboys' Spanish language version)
40. Haga El Clapham ('U.K. Badboys' Spanish language version)
41. Do The Clapham (1975 BBC t.v. version from Maida Vale)
42. Kipper (1975 BBC t.v. version from Maida Vale)
43. Do The Clapham (from 'Smoked - Live At Budokan')
44. Dr. Rock
45. See My Finger, See My Fumb, See My Fist (Now You'll Get Some)
46. Fist And Shout
47. Taxi 4 Maxy
48. I'm Gonna Batter You
49. Y-Front Boogie
50. Kipper's Ready
51. I'm The Sixth Wife Of 'Enery The Eighth I Am (On Ice)
52. Black And Blue Fistmas
53. Herman Melville - Zombie (edit)
54. They Took My Childhood Away
55. Dungeons Of Despair
56. Patchouli Cadaver
57. The March Of Depravity
58. Shut Your Mush (Dahn Shepherd's Bush)
59. Elephant's Trunk
60. Give Me A Cigarette
61. Star Spangled Kipper
62. Clapham Calling
63. Borstal Bovver
64. Javelin Jive
65. Chain In Brain
66. Puffin
67. Nutter's Back In Town
68. Knuckles
69. Kip Up Fatty
70. Drums And A Bass - Timmy Lea with Jah Wobble (from 'Kipper Ties')
71. Fuck Benelux - Nutter Normington and Chas Hodges (from 'Kipper Ties')
72. Plates Of Meat
73. Ladder Lad
74. Mattress Mania
75. Twelve Incher/The Contortionist
76. Kip To Be Square (unfinished Warner Bros. demo)
77. All Kipper, No Flipper
78. It Takes A Nation Of Gill-ions To Hold Us Back (unfinished Def Jam demo)
79. Noggo With Attitude (unfinished Def Jam demo)
80. Day Kipper (unfinished Nude demo)
Punch A Judy
1. Sympathy For The Nutter
2. Prince Phil, Liz 'n Me
3. Better Off In Bosnia
4. Chokey!
5. Rangers In The Fight
6. Keep Schtum!
7. Sir Nutter And The Fights Of The Rahnd Table
8. Kill Hill!
9. Fist Me Baby One More Time
10. Let It R.I.P. (Petal's Song)
11. Baghdad Scuffle
12. Clapham Bleedin' Clapham
13. Theme From The Last Punch
(hidden track on CD version: 'Saville')
Celebrity Fight Club
1. Poxy Filf
2. Docs On For Dick Green
3. Rowlands Around In It
i) Tiny
ii) Kevin
iii) Patsy
4. Buck Pal Bovver/Borstal Bovver (medley)
5. Still Scufflin' After All These Beers
6. King Cant
7. Bridgewaterman
8. Ruckin'
9. Dave, Bill, Frank 'n' Me (2005)
10. May Your God Go Wiv You
11. Fleet St. Heat
12. Gaffe At My Gaff (Gaffer)
13. Asbo
14. John Paul Gorged On Ringos
15. Una Paloma Wankah
16. Poxy Filf II (Eno ambient mix) *
17. Kipper 2000 **
18. Do The Clapham (Diamond Geezer Anniversary) *
* included on bonus limited-edition CD only
** hidden track
Captain Fistastic And The Brown Ale Brickie
(unreleased 1979 session)
1. Captain Fistastic And The Brown Ale Brickie
2. I Hate Eric And Petal
3. Thaw (Hammer Of The Gods)
4. Whizzbang Torment
5. Debris Does Dallas
6. Churchill Knew The Score
Deck The Halls (A Christmas Fist For You)
1. Silent Fight (featuring Ross Kemp & Steve McFadden)
2. Nutter's Slay Ride
3. Little Saint Nicked
4. Mistletoe And Wine (featuring Cliff Lazarenko)
5. Hark The Herald Angels Scuffle
6. Big Drummer Boy (Zombie, solo)
7. Black 'N' Blue Fistmas - Rewrapped
8. No Xmas For John Haynes...Or Bestie
9. Scalextricxmasmorningbrawlloftusroadboxingdayrucks
10. Old Kent Road, Xmas Lights, Fights
11. Merry Xmas Everybody (featuring Noddy Holder)
12. Xmas Gertcha! (featuring Chas & Dave)
13. We 3 Pearly Kings (featuring Bradley Walsh & Tommy Walsh)
14. Every Day Is (Still) Boxing Day
15. The 12 Fights Of Xmas
16. Happy New Year, Wankah (featuring Charlotte Church)
12 Rucks
1. Delia Smith's Gone
2. Red, Red Barrel
3. Def Sykes
4. The Streets Of LaClapham
5. Love On The Rucks
6. A Boy Named Petal
7. I See A Darkie
8. Hurt (You)
9. Forever In Blue Jeans (And A Waistcoat)
10. I Fist The Line
11. Party For Your Rights To Fight
12. Do The Clapham
Kipper Win The World Cup
1. A Game Of Two Halves (Makes A Pint)
2. Trinidad And Tobacco
3. What Rhymes Wiv Paraguay?
4. Swedish Massage Massacre (featuring Sven Goran Eriksson & Tord Grip)
5. Rooney Tunes
6. Dutch Ruck
7. Kraut Rout
8. Where Was Bowlesy In '66?
9. Russian Linesman
10. Venables
11. Do The England (featuring Jimmy Pursey)
bonus track: Sweet F.A. (featuring Steve Priest)
Fist
1. Piano Explosion
2. Do The Clapham
3. Watchoo Lookin' At?
4. Herman Melville/Back In Clapham
5. Gnik Ylraep
6. Kipper
7. Oh Sha La La/Fist And Shout/Black'n'Blue Fistmas
8. Do The Clapham
9. Petal's Eastern Influences: Lowestoft Sailors 'n' Turkish Delight
10. Roadside Caff Rumble
11. Sid's Kids
12. Barnet Fair/Old Kent Road
13. Ringo, Billy, Frank 'n' Me
14. Down The Dogs/Down The Wharf
15. Kipper (Fame - You Ain't Gonna Live Forever)
16. Do The Clapham (New Balls Please)
17. The Fog Descendeth/Send In The Clahns
18. Kipper/Do The Clapham
19. Piano Explosion
Noggo Enterprises and Billy Smart's Circus........present......
FIST
* five knuckles what shook ahp the world *
by
KIPPER
mixed ahp by GEORG.E fame +
the son of dean MARTIN
Nutter Of Arabia
1. I'd Like To Teach The World To Fight
2. Doctor 'Oo?
3. My Bleedin' Valentine
4. Arctic Kippers
5. Fights On Mars?
6. James Blunt/Blunt Instruments
7. Gateshead Revisited
8. Dreadlock Holiday
9. Lido Scuffle
10. Fracas
11. Kung Fu 'Oops
12. (Still) Doin' The Clapham
13. Goosed Green
14. Earth Song (What Abaht Elephants?)
hidden track: Punch Like An Egyptian
Kipper singles/B-sides
Do The Clapham / Knock Yer Block Off / Kipper Jam
Kipper (Mean As Jack The Ripper) / Sax And Violence / Sid's Kids
Oh Sha La La / Cor Love Phwoooar Waaahey
I'm Gonna Batter You / Accidents Will Happen / Pearly King
Kipper's Ready / I'm The Sixth Wife Of 'Enery The Eighth I Am (On Ice) (featuring guest vocalist Rita Webb)
Black And Blue Fistmas / Every Day Is Boxing Day
Kip Up Fatty / Skaface
Sing Loftus / Hoops Mon / Saint Francis (with Queen's Park Rangers F.C.)
Kipper In A Tutu / Meat Is Dinner / Wormwood Scrubs 'Ere We Come
All Kipper, No Flipper! / Nipped In The Bud / Land Of The Rising Fist
A Little Less Dahn-The-Station / Clubbin' / Maxy Mix
Baghdad Scuffle / 'Oops Upside Your Head (Kicked In) / I Hit Her (It Felt Like A Kiss)
Kill Hill! / Injury Time / I Can't Believe It's Not Nutter
Kill Hill! / Great Balls Of Fire (live) / Ace Of Spades (live) / Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
Poxy Filf / Shut It! / I Could Be So Good For You
Asbo / Saturday Fighting's Alright For Knights / As-Blow (instrumental)
Asbo / Black & Blue Fistmas/Merry Xmas Everbody (live at Glastonbury) / Asbo (live at Glastonbury)
Asbo / Skweeze Me Pleeze Me
'Natural Born Kippers' e.p.: Ain't Punched No-one For Ages / We're Goin' All Ronnie And Reggie On Ya / Grant & Phil Vs. The Bill / It's Alright Ma, He's Only Bleedin' Bleedin'
'Break Yer (L)eggs' e.p.: Fights On Mars / Doctor 'Oo? / Sailing
Kipper side projects
Kippertronics - Nutter Normington
1. Bleedin' Mush
2. Twatsticka Girls
(Nutter's experimental solo project featured 'Bleedin' Mush' (21:49) on 'soide A' and 'Twatsticka Girls' (23:27) on 'soide B'. The album credits simply read "electric stuff and Joanna - Nutter")
180 - Arrowflight
1. L.E.I.G.H.T.O.N.
2. Embassy
3. Sportsnight (If I Were A Harry Carpenter)
4. Lowe Sea
5. Dahble Top
6. Crafty Cockney (parts i-iv)
7. Shanghaied
8. Crafty Cockney (parts v-viii)
9. Bullseye Baby
10. Tony Green The Childcatcher
11. Checkout!
Oche The New (live) - Arrowflight
1. Into Dellar Overdrive
2. Bullseye Baby
3. Dahble Top
4. Kool In The Kaftan
5. Knocked It Off
6. Blow Your Cover
7. Petal To The Mettle
8. Heavy Petal Kidz (Cottage Industry)
9. Tony Green (The Alleged) Childcatcher
10. Chariots Of Fire - theme
Pillion Thrillion - Petalz Dirty Lollipopz
1. Pillion Thrillion
2. Moped-ing
3. Stax'n'Crax
4. Messy Jamm
5. Tony Green Lawsuit Suite Blues
6. Heavy Petal Daze
7. Studz, Chainz 'n' Automobiles
8. The Leader Of The Pack
9. Gypsy Creem
10. Lighters Out (Tokyo)
11. Greased Upp
Bandana Boys - Petalz Dirty Lollipopz
1. Casualty
2. Gold Lamé
3. ...Or R U Just Pleezed 2 C Me?
4. Roadblock
5. Somewhere Over The Rainbow
6. Bandana Boyz
7. Rock'n'Roll Trousers
8. Pull The Knob Off (Turn Up The Volume)
9. Megalithic, Non-Specific Cowboy Bitchin' Blues
10. Chunk
11. Kick Start My Part
Kipper Ties - Normington, Petal, Blow, Maynard & Lea
1. Norman Coles Bailey - Nutter Normington
2. Fuck Benelux - Nutter Normington featuring Chas Hodges
3. Decking, Decking, Decking - Nutter Normington
4. Rogered And Hammersteined - Petal
5. Synthetic Briefs - Petal
6. Bummer In The Summer - Petal with Giorgio Moroder
7. Bloooooooow - Blow
8. Root-De-Toot - Blow featuring George Melly
9. Lozenge Time - Blow
10. Why Aye Part 1 - Eric Maynard
11. Why Aye Part 2 - Eric Maynard
12. Why Aye Part 3 - Eric Maynard
13. Drum... - Timmy Lea
14. ...And A Bass - Timmy Lea featuring Jah Wobble
15. ...And A Singalong - Timmy Lea and Nutter Normington
The Blagger (original soundtrack) - Nutter Normington
1. Main Theme - " 'Ees A Geezer"
2. Bobby Dazzler
3. The Job
4. Melons
5. Joey The Greek
6. Safe As 'Ahses
7. Chase Theme - "Bleedin' 'Ell"
8. Porridge
9. Over The Top
10. Layin' Low (For A While)
11. Nark
12. On The Streets Again
13. Collared?
14. End Credits - "Do The Clapham"
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Nutter - Nutter Normington
1. Restraining Order
2. N-U-T-T-E-R
3. King Of Clapham
4. Colostomy Bag Rag
5. Arthur English Vs. Johnny Foreigner
6. Fighting
7. Tower Hamlets (To Fight Or Not To Fight)
8. Little White Bullshit
9. Sid James And The Giant Blair Peach
Mental Marine Music - Nutter Normington
1. Eel
2. Urchin
3. Squid
4. Lusitania
(all tracks 13:01)
On Me Lonesome - Nutter Normington
1. I'm Nutter (Yes I Am)
2. Rozzers In Me Rhubarb
3. Verbals
4. Cock Pond parts i-iv
5. I Like Fighting
6. The Day Charlie Williams Came To Tahn
7. Dahn Surrey Wiv Me Fringe On Top
8. Oxygen Tent
9. Bermondsey Brenda (Repeat Offender)
10. Jerusalem/Clapham
Music for Car Parks - Nutter Normington
1. Life In The Mush Of Goats
2. Double Diamond Works Wonders
3. This Lift Smells Of Wee parts i-ix
4. Taking Lenny The Lion By Violence
5. She 'Ad Clarse